It couldn't have possibly been just me.
An article in the esteemed Scientific American reports that certain animals do indeed seek out alcohol, and not just cast-aside manmade stuff. Seems that a local palm tree churns out some stuff that's about 3.8% alcohol, complete with a head on it. Turns out that pentailed shrews...
and slow lorises...
are quite the topers. According to the article:
They regularly guzzle the equivalent of about nine drinks a night—though they don’t display what we’d consider drunken behavior.
Sounds like some folks I know.
Come to think of it, "slow loris" and "pentailed shrew" sounds like some folks I know, too.
Don't even worry about having too much to drink any more. Apparently it's completely natural. Just be sure to invite Slow Loris and Pentailed Shrew along so that you'll have a designated driver.
